Hands Off My Sausage

I bought two packs of Morrison’s finest sausages, you know the type in a poly tray with clingfilm, but the clingfilm is usually glued to the bottom of the tray making it difficult (but not impossible) to get them opened without tearing the clingfilm (for resealing purposes) anyway with these the film was not glued and easily opened at both ends. With alarm bells ringing I decided to do a small taste and just as well. A particularly nasty toxin I am familiar with (through experience) that keeps you awake all night. At least it would have done if I had a normal serving.