After a period of relative calm in my forest near my birth town Stranraer a group of aggressive youths appeared in a field next to my forest, all wearing shorts and acting in a sexually provocative manner, their mood soon turned to aggression and provocation.… Read More
Monthly archives: July 2020
Corona Virus Symptoms
When eating my dinner earlier, I was alarmed to notice that I couldn’t smell or taste anything which I had heard is a symptom of this alleged virus. Then I remembered that my supplies were so far depleted that I was eating just spaghetti and boiled mince with nothing else, not even salt.… Read More
Jackson Carlaw quits as Scottish Conservative leader
Jackson Carlaw says he “does not believe he is the best person to make the case for Scotland remaining in the UK.”
Hello, HELLO I am still here you know and I still have no intentions of letting blackmailer extraordinaire Herr Sturgeon defeat me, which means that even Tony fucking Blair (or Donald Duck) could argue the case for Scotland remaining in the UK… or does this guy know something that I do not?… Read More
Gees A Job Boris!
He he you wish Boris, if only you could get the advice of the person who is making a monkey of you he he. Oh wait a minute that was your predecessors, with you I just need to sit back, fold my arms and chuckle now and again at your baffoonary.… Read More
Cameron His Dick And The Pig
No I am not talking about his marital situation, in September 2015 I fled to the Republic of Ireland after being forcibly separated from my partner, dispossessed and made homeless by the British state after it became clear that I was to be used to facilitate Brexit.… Read More
Childs Play
So the children have resorted to switching my broadband on and off all the time again, something they have not done since the last important round of Brexit talks! I heard on the news that this week is the last chance for Brexit talks before everyone (apart from me) goes on holiday.… Read More
Only The Good Die Young
There is of course one obese bastard that I wish the Corona Virus would hurry up and pick out, in fact that would be too nice for him, the most painful form of cancer would be better for that fat murderous blackmailing nonce.… Read More
Patronising Prime Minister
It would maybe be factually inaccurate to call our so called prime min ister Boris the Obese but is he really the right person to preach to people about weighty issues?
I am certainly not over weight as i have to throw the poisoned half of my food in the bin.… Read More
Coverup
When I visit the supermarket, I am more concerned about avoiding the deliberately poisoned food than catching a virus that may or may not exist and to tell you the truth I couldn’t give two fucks if the people who deliberately poison my food catch a virus from me (or not) so I won’t be wearing a mask unless asked to do so!… Read More
A Boris Anniversary
So SuperClown Boris Johnson has been in office (if only by name) for one year now. So here ends any benefit of my doubt that he may have enjoyed. Assuming that these unlawful (under international law) and immoral powers that are being used against me (including the power to poison my food at source) get renewed at least annually.… Read More