You heard It Here first

Did I not say based on my experience that the latest variant that they tried (but failed) to murder me with was more powerful than the previous ones that they tried to murder me with?…and that lots more people are going to die needlessly thanks to these evil blackmailers. Now the Mad Professor Johnson with his equally mad hair style has been forced to admit as much on national TV. Shame on him, shame on Prince charles for not abdicating sooner and shame on everyone who is blackmailing this sick Royal to further their own interests!

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