Strong Monarchy

We need a strong monarchy to fight this threat from the Scottish separatists. Scotland is historically, and geographically part of the United Kingdom and if thanks to the likes of Sturgeon and Salmond we end up with a hard border with England forcing us to rely on foreign speaking historical enemies, that is not good. The only reason the separatists managed to seize power is because of a weak blackmailed monarchy and they (the monarchy) have been relying on me to defeat the blackmailers for more than a decade now when the only actual way to defeat them is to deprive them of their blackmail asset and ascend William and Kate to the throne, then we can fight this enemy within with a strong hand of cards!