Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.

When shopping the other day, I was struggling to find a staple because there was only 3 packs of fresh chicken, I am giving away secrets here but anyway when they poison my food, they tend to take most of the produce off the shelf leaving only a few poisoned ones, it saves poisoning loads of gear. So I wasn’t risking the chicken with only three and in my desperation I picked up some Venison burgers, something Iv’e never had before.

Yuch they are fucking horrible, even the seagulls are not keen. I had to eat them as well or starve, just had to force myself terrible stuff, like really really dodgy beefburgers. No wonder they are not popular. Think I would have preferred to take my chances with the potentially poisoned chicken.

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