Princess Anne gets military promotion as she celebrates 70th birthday

For doing what exactly??? It’s my birthday next week but what do I get? SFA except the satisfaction of managing to cheat death for yet another year! I am still a political prisoner, isolated and alone with zero chance of any visits from friends or family. (despite being in the town of my birth and surrounded by family members who are barred from visiting).

Fucking Royals! If there were no Royals there would be no fucking Royals to blackmail and I wouldn’t be in this predicament!