Porton Down Chicken Kiev

They are now targeting my staple food. Morrisons chicken Kievs in their sealed packaging, I was kind enough to leave some for the seagulls but I knew I was in trouble when they refused to eat them. Sure enough a whole night of pain and discomfort. All it has achieved though is to make me even more determined that these evil criminals must be defeated. I mean if doing this is not a crime then the British public should be very, very concerned about what is going on in this country!