When I take a bath I (used to) put my laptop on the floor just outside the bog with some music playing, the last couple of times the hard drive has been damaged while doing this, I don’t mean physically but magnetically, they are sensitive to magnetic fields.… Read More
Monthly archives: May 2020
Can’t Have Your Cake If The Seagull Won’t Eat It!
So my seagull who sits on the telegraph pole waiting on me to feed it and even chaps on my window with his beak and eats almost anything, refused to eat my (usual) cake that I got from Morrisons. So if he won’t eat it, I ain’t either not with the recent history of poison in my food.… Read More
Tony Blair’s Virgin
Just heard on the news that Blair’s mate Richard fucking Branson is going cap in hand to the government to bail out his airline business, after I got chased out of my forest near Stranraer in spring 2018, I ended up on a hillside right above the town and you could see jets as a little dot 30,000 feet up and a vapour trail behind but after a few weeks the jets got lower and lower and noisier (when I was at Teddington lock near London they moved the flight path so the jets were taking off right above my tent) anyway at Stranraer they got so low that you could see the colours, then the logo.… Read More
Onward Christian Soldiers
It all went horribly wrong when Queen Victoria died, I am talking about the British Empire, forced to fight our fellow Christians (divide and conquer), not good. We have to take back control!!!
No more blackmailed Kings!!!
We should be tolerant of others races and cultures, of course we should but not ruled by them thanks to a blackmailed and treacherous Royal!!!… Read More
Pulling His strings
A baffoon and his helicopter are soon parted…or is that a bafoon and his trade secratery?. Ho ho every time I pull Boris or one of his henchmen’s strings he sends a helicopter round to hover above my flat, still it’s better than a near death experience with a fucking egg.… Read More
Money Down The Drain
So at the shop today, I made a random purchase of some UHT milk for the first time in ages, from the back of the shelf where I thought it would be less likely to be poisoned.
When I got home I had a tiny taste test, a little sip, just a drop, then almost immediately I started getting a (slightly) sore stomach, I know through bitter experience that I would be in agony if I had some cereal or something like a normal person, so down the drain it went.… Read More
Boris’s near Death Experience
Boris talks about his conversation with the grim reaper as he battled corona virus, I am not going to lie and say I sympathize with someone who has tried to murder me because I don’t.
I can however concur as I have been there several times as the blackmailed British State tries to carry out my fathers wishes to have me eliminated.… Read More
Shots Fired
Looks like (the west) tried and failed to assassinate the leader of North Korea! There is only one rule if you are going to unlawfully kill someone. Make sure you succeed or there will most probably be consequences. Eh!!!… Read More
David Ike
The blackmailers appear to be banning Mr Ike from all their (propaganda) platforms, I wonder why?
Of course they can’t ban me because I know who they are and what they are about and would never use their propaganda platforms in the first place as that would be pointless…and there lies the problem, the blackmailers own the internet, they own the media and all the financial institutions.… Read More
Free gas
Since February 2019, I have had unlimited free gas, my electricity is pay as you go but when they installed gas central heating, they also installed a normal meter. Sure, occasionally they send a bill addressed to someone called ‘the occupier’ that would make a skint persons eyes pop out, but they have never asked me for any money or threatened to cut the gas off (yet).… Read More