Monthly archives: December 2019

I see Theresa May has got herself a new job on the telly. A program on quest called the Repair Shop.

For some reason she is calling herself Kirstin?… Read More

Who achieved what? This Country owes me a huge debt of gratitude as well as that empty plinth at Trafalgar Square. Brexit would never have happened in a million years without me and me alone!

…and the Scottish Separatists would never have been defeated in 2014 if it had not been for me and me alone.… Read More

Prince Charles may or may not be a Human Being but he most certainly ain’t no humane Being!… Read More

These all powerful billionaire blackmailers have been reduced to acting like a bunch of children switching my broadband on and off every half an hour or so. He he.

Bring on the Brexit Vote!

Or could it be that you are just repeatedly breaking my tunnel to expose my IP address in the vain hope that you will catch me doing something wrong?… Read More

When I previously said that Donald Duck could have become prime minister in the 1997 election, so apparently could a convicted pervert. Tony Blair it seems was fined £500 at Bow street magistrates court for trying to solicit sex with another male at a public toilet, the reason it did not barr him from becoming prime minister is because at the court he used his middle names of Charles Lynton instead of his real name Tony Blair.… Read More

Tony Blair, the amateur politician who only became prime minister through circumstances and ruthless culling of opponents and never had enough foresight to see that helping maniac Prince Charles murder his Wife, Princess Diana after she found out why he is being blackmailed would come back to haunt him as Diana’s two young sons grow up and realise who did what to their mother and why.… Read More

All the elevated activity of the last couple of days has died down now, must of just been Herr Sturgeon having a hissy fit about some of my recent comments.

Here’s a bit of advice Nicky or anyone. Do not pick an unprovoked fight with me for political or financial gain unless you are like me extremely thick skinned.… Read More

Can you imagine Nicola Sturgeon’s puppet locked in a cupboard, Boris Johnson’s puppet, hair all over the place and his strings being operated by Prince Charles all splattered with the blood of the innocent. Every now and then Nicola Sturgeon manages to break open her cupboard door and she has a bit of paper in her hand and a pen.… Read More

There has been a marked increase in activity with undercover arseholes knocking on my door last night looking for a non existant person and today a lot of shouting and chaos in the close and outside. Anyone would think there is another important vote coming up, surely that would go through anyway thanks to my majority gift to Boris.… Read More

I had a weird dream last night, can’t remember it all but all I remember was Boris Johnson had locked Nicola Sturgeon in a cupboard and she was shouting, wait till my Charlie hears about this, you are in for the high jump.… Read More